an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.

(Source: mycroft, via holyhorcrux)

wifetodarkness:

rdjsaidwhatnow:

“I don’t need an Iron Man suit. I’m already a weapon of mass seduction.”
— Robert Downey Jr.

I love you.

wifetodarkness:

rdjsaidwhatnow:

“I don’t need an Iron Man suit. I’m already a weapon of mass seduction.”

— Robert Downey Jr.

I love you.

(via dracomalfoi)

In fics, why are erections always ‘raging’? Like, why are these penises so fucking angry?

Reading fan fiction

watchthetimeflyby:

Fluff:

Smut:

Angst:

AU Fics: 

Fics with your otp:

Fics with a ship you don’t like:

Inaccurate Fics:

Fics that never update:

Fics where your favorite character dies:

Fics that make you laugh:

Fics with a twist ending:

(via evertexstatum)

jewist:

shout out to potatoes for being so fucking versatile and delicious 

(Source: phore, via iwishiwasapenguin)

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

(via dramione13)

marvels-little-bro:

Gale Hawthorne singing Rolling in the wheat.

omg why? why? i made something like this…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

(Source: finnickless, via whisperslies)

pluviam:

  • hear noises
  • pause music
  • complete silence
  • play music
  • hear noises again

(via homosexualnetwork)

clone-trooper:

kawaii-dirk-strider:

socialistictendencies:

tumblr in one picture

literally tumblr

the sounds i made from laughing too hard were not human

clone-trooper:

kawaii-dirk-strider:

socialistictendencies:

tumblr in one picture

literally tumblr

the sounds i made from laughing too hard were not human

(Source: pandorasfall, via imaslytherinbitch)

xcopy:

home is where the wi-fi is.

(via anotherweasley)




THE PROBLEMS WITH FANFICTION

THE PROBLEMS WITH FANFICTION

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johannagayson:

alspancakes:

omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free

We should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love

(Source: copperbooms, via homosexualnetwork)

the worst is when bohemian rhapsody starts playing in your ipod and you’re on the bus and you have to hold yourself down and not sing out loud and vocalize every guitar solo

(Source: mothafickle, via homosexualnetwork)

Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.